The Thirteenth Year (1999) - Mermaid bar mitzvah

The Goods completes its pubescent merman cryptid diptych with a review of The Thirteenth Year, a Disney Channel Original Movie, following last week's Luca discussion. Join as Brian and Dan discuss the perplexing physiognomy of these mermaids, the appeal of Uncle Joey's booze cruise, the potential queer themes, and star Chez Starbuck's place in the pantheon of low-charisma TV movie stars.

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Music credits:

RetroFuture Clean by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4277-retrofuture-clean
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/